" Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth."

— Alan Watts

"Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun."

— Alan Watts

" Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone."

— Alan Watts

" You are an aperture through which the universe is looking at and exploring itself."

— Alan Watts

" The menu is not the meal."

— Alan Watts

" The more a thing tends to be permanent, the more it tends to be lifeless."

— Alan Watts

" Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command."

— Alan Watts

" A scholar tries to learn something everyday; a student of Buddhism tries to unlearn something daily."

— Alan Watts

" Problems that remain persistently insoluble should always be suspected as questions asked in the wrong way."

— Alan Watts

" I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is."

— Alan Watts

"Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone."

— Alan Watts

" You and I are all as much continuous with the physical universe as a wave is continuous with the ocean."

— Alan Watts

" The world is filled with love-play, from animal lust to sublime compassion."

— Alan Watts

" You're under no obligation to be the same person you were 5 minutes ago."

— Alan Watts

" There is nothing at all that can be talked about adequately, and the whole art of poetry is to say what can't be said."

— Alan Watts

"Words can be communicative only between those who share similar experiences."

— Alan Watts

" I am what happens between the maternity ward and the Crematorium"

— Alan Watts

" It’s better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing, than a long life spent in a miserable way."

— Alan Watts

" Just as true humour is laughter at oneself, true humanity is knowledge of oneself."

— Alan Watts

" We do not "come into" this world; we come out of it, as leaves from a tree."

— Alan Watts